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Post by The Author on Dec 24, 2007 2:47:35 GMT -5
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Bootsman.
teh w00t
"When all else fails. Send Bootsman."
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Post by Bootsman. on Dec 24, 2007 6:14:44 GMT -5
Hawt. I was wondering when was this going to happen ;P
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Post by LE4dGOLEM on Dec 24, 2007 11:30:28 GMT -5
What's in the box? ... What's in the boooooooooooooooox?
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Post by Artemis Maximus on Dec 24, 2007 14:20:40 GMT -5
What's in the box? ... What's in the boooooooooooooooox? Hopefully not teeth. *sings* Vagina Dentata.... what a wonderful phrase! Vagina Dentata... ain't no passin' ca-raze! It's a penis-free girl cavity... Vagina Dentata!
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Bootsman.
teh w00t
"When all else fails. Send Bootsman."
Posts: 109
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Post by Bootsman. on Dec 24, 2007 17:29:47 GMT -5
*sings* Vagina Dentata.... what a wonderful phrase! Vagina Dentata... ain't no passin' ca-raze! It's a penis-free girl cavity... Vagina Dentata! Heh. They're actually making a movie about that ;D Killer condom alone used to scare the crap out of me, but a cockeating (in this case, literally) vagina is just plain fucked up horror for guys.
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Post by King of Asmar on Dec 26, 2007 14:10:39 GMT -5
Thanks to the beauty of Wikipedia, I now know that there is a female condom out there with microscopic barbs that must be surgically removed. Which is... scary... I mean what if she accidently buys one of those on accident... or puts one on accidently.
"Honey, are you sure that's not one of your RapeX condoms?" "Yeah, I'm sure, now get over here you stud" "OH DEAR GOD IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP THE PAIN DEAR LORD THE PAAAAAAAAIN!" "... oops.... I guess it was one... come on, I'll drive you to the hostpital" "My life is a world of agony... please... make it end... *whimper*"
Back on topic... kinda, I'm pretty sure he meant the box she was sitting on. I'm betting it's the souls of mortal children.
... dear god I'm morbid today.
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Post by The Author on Dec 26, 2007 14:51:30 GMT -5
Back on topic... kinda, I'm pretty sure he meant the box she was sitting on. I'm betting it's the souls of mortal children. "Damnit Bethany, he guessed it."
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